Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me Velveteen Plush Blanket | Funny Quote Throw

Wrap yourself in bold attitude and cozy softness. This plush velveteen blanket features a high-contrast typographic design — “ADMIT IT LIFE WOULD BE BORING WITHOUT ME” — printed on one side in crisp, saturated ink. The medium-heavy fabric feels lush against the skin and holds vibrant detail so the statement stays sharp wash after wash. Double-stitched edges add durability so it stays neat while you lounge on the couch, read late-night messages, or drape it over a chair as a conversation-starting accent. It’s for someone who likes comfort with personality — warm, tactile, and unapologetically direct.

Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen surface with medium-heavy 300 g/m² fabric weight
- Vivid one-sided print for high-detail, saturated typography
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Material options: 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex blend
- Meets safety and compliance standards; quick-drying and shape-retaining fabric

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product