Being a Functional Adult Every Day Velveteen Plush Blanket | Funny Quote Throw

Soft, velvety warmth wrapped in a wink. This plush blanket reads like a private joke for anyone who’s balancing bills, meetings, and the slow art of surviving adulthood. The bold, typographic message sits crisp against a calming blue field, so it reads clearly across couches, beds, and home offices. It’s the kind of throw you reach for while sipping tea on a slow morning, curling up with a book after a long day, or keeping nearby during late-night work sessions — a little comfort and a little honesty in one cozy layer.

Product features
- Extra-soft medium-weight polyester blend (approx. 300 g/m²) for a plush, velvety feel
- Print on one side in high-detail, vibrant color for sharp, readable typography
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams to resist wear
- Safety-tested materials meeting flammability and chemical compliance standards
- Available in 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex options; quick-drying and shape-retaining

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product