Sloth Nope Not Today Velveteen Plush Blanket | Funny Sloth Illustration

Wrap yourself in slow-morning vibes with this plush velveteen blanket. The soft, medium-weight fabric drapes easily over couch arms and knees, carrying a hand-drawn sloth and bold “NOPE” lettering that reads like a cozy, honest mood. It settles into your space—library chair, living room fort, or bedside—inviting you to pause, breathe, and skip the hurry. The monochrome print keeps the look understated and wearable with any decor, while the rich detail on one side gives the artwork depth without overwhelming the room. Slip it over your shoulders during a late-night movie, tuck it around your legs while journaling, or lay it across a guest bed for a touch of playful calm. This blanket speaks the language of slow weekends and soft boundaries.

Product features
- Extra-soft medium-weight velveteen (≈300 g/m²) for cozy warmth and drape
- High-detail, single-side print with vibrant monochrome artwork
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Compliant with flammability and safety standards; adult use

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product